THE MYSTERY DAY RETREAT 🌶️
“Active Your Aliveness”
🌶️ Picture this…
You’re 19, it’s Saturday night, all your girlfriends are piled into someone’s house getting ready to go to a party.
Music blasting (probably Get Low by Lil Jon 😂), hairspray EVERYWHERE, makeup spread across the bathroom, everyone screaming, laughing, dancing and hyping each other up — and you’re having the absolute time of your life.
THAT is the vibe. 💃🔥
🔥 THIS IS WHAT YOU’RE IN FOR🔥
💄 GET GLAM — MAKEUP LESSON + SELF-APPLICATION
We're getting GLAM, BABY.
A professional makeup artist and teacher will show you tips, tricks and techniques you can actually use yourself.
No more the same ‘smokey eyes’ you have been doing for 20yrs, no more wondering why the “young girls” have nailed it and you definitely have not (lol)
Its time to feel your best, look like a queen (not a drag queen lol)
Because sometimes putting on a bit of makeup, feeling yourself and remembering you're a hot lady is exactly the medicine we need. 😂🔥
🔥 ACTIVATE YOUR ALIVENESS WORKSHOP
We're turning the volume UP on your energy, confidence, joy, playfulness and spark.
Because you're not here to simply survive your life.
You're here to FEEL THE FUCKING THING.
To remember what it feels like to be excited.
To feel playful.
To feel connected.
To feel ALIVE.
💃 90 Min DANCE CLASS
THIS is honestly where the magic is going to happen. 🔥
I can almost guarantee this will be some of the most fun you’ve had in YEARS.
And let me tell you...
I have been trying to find a dance teacher for this experience for YEARS — and every bloody time I found someone amazing...
THEY MOVED AWAY. 😂
So when I finally found the right person, I knew we had to make it happen.
And we are VERY lucky to have the amazing Brena joining us to teach us her moves, get us out of our heads and ONTO THE FLOOR. 💃🔥
And before you start panicking...
YOU DO NOT NEED TO BE A DANCER.
You don't need rhythm.
You don't need to have any experience at all (in fact that is the absolute best).
You don't even need to think you're remotely coordinated. 😂
You just need to be willing to TRY.
Because this isn't about being good.
It's about letting yourself be silly.
Moving your body.
Laughing your ass off.
Getting out of your comfort zone.
And remembering how fucking FUN it is to be alive.
90 MINUTES.
GOOD MUSIC.
GOOD WOMEN.
QUESTIONABLE DANCE MOVES. 😂
And I have a feeling we're going to leave thinking...
“WHY THE FUCK DON'T I DO THIS MORE OFTEN?!” 🔥
AND OF COURSE….. THE BEST FOOD ALL DAY💦💦
THIS IS WELLNESS WITH A LITTLE MORE ALIVENESS.
A little more cheek.
A little more movement.
A little more LET'S FUCKING GO.
Because sometimes feeling better looks like:
DANCING.
LAUGHING.
GETTING GLAM.
BEING SILLY.
TRYING SOMETHING NEW.
GETTING OUT OF YOUR COMFORT ZONE.
AND SHAKING YOUR ASS LIKE YOUR ON THE SHOOTERS PODIUM IN 2010. 🍑😂
This is your permission slip to stop taking life so f*cking seriously.
Okay GF...
We're done slowing down.
We're done sitting in another circle, holding cacao, talking about our feelings and pretending that's the only way we're allowed to heal. 😂 (PS You can still book this with me also)
We're done with the same-same wellness retreats where you drink tea, journal about your inner child and whisper about your nervous system.
Because let's be honest...
You want to have FUN again.
Real fucking fun.
The kind that makes you laugh until your face hurts.
The kind that gets you out of your head and back into your body.
The kind that makes you think:
“OH FUCK, I ACTUALLY LOVE BEING ALIVE.” 🔥
And the best part?
You don't need the late night, the hangover or three business days to recover. 😂
We're choosing the fun...
WITHOUT THE FUCKED-UP SUNDAY.
🔐 THE DETAILS
THE MYSTERY DAY RETREAT
📅 Sunday 30th August 2026
⏰ 9:30am–4pm
📍 Christchurch
🌶️WHAT YOU GET🌶️
ACTIVE YOUR ALIVENESS WORKSHOP
MAKE UP LESSON + SELF APPLICATION
DANCE CLASS
DELICIOUS FOOD
GOODIE BAGS
A FULL DAY OF FUN, LAUGHS AND NEW FRIENDS!
Its time to invest in yourself
🔥 EARLYBIRD — $399 (GST included)
Available for a limited time.
FULL PRICE — $499 (GST Included)
Want to come but prefer to spread the cost?
PAYMENT PLAN
3 x $133 (GST Included)
Split the investment into three easy payments.
Because saying YES to yourself shouldn't have to mean paying it all upfront. 🔥
*EXTRA BONUS*
🎁 GOODIE BAGS
Because obviously you're not leaving empty-handed.
You'll get a little goodie bag to take some of the Mystery Day magic home with you.
🎉 AND THEN THERE'S THE GIVEAWAY...
Yep.
There's going to be a prize pack giveaway on the day.
And trust me...
YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS THIS ONE. 👀
I'm keeping the details under wraps for now.
Another mystery.
Another reason to show up.
THIS IS YOUR PERMISSION SLIP.
IT’S TIME TO FIND YOUR FUN AGAIN!
Real, belly-laugh, forget-yourself-for-a-minute kind of fun.
The kind that makes you laugh so hard you snort and don’t even care.
The kind that has you texting your friends:
“WE NEED TO DO MORE OF THIS.”
Because here’s the truth…
You can do your healing and have fun again.
You don’t have to choose.
You’re allowed to come back out into the world.
To loosen your grip.
To stop being so serious all the time.
To move.
To play.
To laugh again.
You get to feel good now.
You get to enjoy your life again.
You get to remember what it feels like to be alive and a little bit unhinged in the best way.
ACTIVATE YOUR ALIVENESS — WITHOUT THE HANGOVER. 🔥
🔥 READY TO SAY YES TO SOMETHING DIFFERENT?
You could spend another Sunday doing the same old shit...
Or...
You could spend it laughing.
Dancing.
Getting glam.
Meeting incredible women.
Trying something new.
Getting out of your comfort zone.
And remembering what it feels like to be FULLY FUCKING ALIVE.
THE MYSTERY DAY RETREAT
One day.
A whole lot of fun.
Zero hangover required. 😂